X-Men '97 (TV Series)

Motendo/Lifedeath - Part 1 (2024)

David Errigo Jr.: Mojo

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Quotes 

• Jubilee : Duh! We are totally in a video game.

  Roberto : We're what?

  Mojo : Pay attention to the young lady. You're, like, totally in a video game. Love the totally. Just what I was hoping for. Classic Jubilee.

  Roberto : What in the name of all heaven is that?

  Mojo : Mojo here, your primetime psycho interdimensional alien TV producer who feeds off ratings. My greatest hit? Putting the X-Men through overly complicated death traps to entertain my slaves... Indentured audiences, sorry.

  Jubilee : Looks like you've been... dieting?

  Mojo : You noticed! Got some nip, some tuck. Actually, it's been a horrible third quarter and it shows, let's be real. Ratings are down, down, down, and I'm thirsty for the next big thing, dirty girl.

  [chuckles] 

  Mojo : That's why I made the pivot to video games. The future of mind-numbery! You're not just in a video game, honey. You're the star! Player numero uno of my first blockbuster release, where every level is based off your own memories.

• Roberto : And what if we refuse to play your game? What then? None of this is even real.

  Mojo : Well, I don't want to say something scary, like, "If you die in the game, you die in real life," but... Stakes.

• Mojo : Patch that bug, Spiral!

  Spiral : This is what you get when you kill tech support.

  Mojo : For failing to kill the bug!