The Looney Tunes Show (TV Series)
Mr. Weiner (2013)
Annie Mumolo: Tina Russo Duck
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Quotes
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[Lola is playing 'fortune teller' at the fair]
Lola : [foreign accent] In my crystal ball, I can see the past, the present, and the future.
Tina Russo Duck : Lola, you're not a fortune teller.
Lola : [normal voice] Uh, my name is Madame Zoldor, so...
[She points out the banner above]
Daffy Duck : What do you see, Madame Zoldor? Will I win the hot dog eating contest?
Lola : [foreign accent] Let me see.
[rubs the ball with her fingertips]
Lola : It's-it's murky.
[the light in the ball begins to burn out, but Lola slaps it with her other hand]
Lola : [gets excited] Aha! I see hot dots! So many hot dogs.
Tina Russo Duck : [unimpressed] Really? At a hot dog eating contest?
Lola : [gasps] I see you.
[Daffy gasps]
Lola : You're eating hot dogs. So many hot dogs.
Daffy Duck : [desperate for an answer] More than 5? Do I win?
Lola : Yes, you win! You are the winner!
Daffy Duck : [joyfully] I knew it! Thank you, Madame Zoldor!
[Tina watches Daffy run off]
Lola : [holding her hand out] Does the lady want her palm read?
[normal voice]
Lola : Or maybe a manicure?
[slightly nervous]
Lola : I'm actually a little better at those.
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[Daffy answers a phone call from Tina]
Daffy Duck : Hey, Tina, you're gonna have to call me back. I'm in the middle of something, okay? So maybe I'll see you later, maybe I won't. So whatevs, it doesn't matter either way.
Tina Russo Duck : [angrily] You better see me later! We have a date tonight, and you're picking me up at 8:30, got it?
[beat]
Daffy Duck : [nervously] Well, whatever you say, my angel. I'll be counting the seconds.