Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)

Love Is All Around (2013)

Betty White: Elka Ostrovsky

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Quotes 

• Mamie : Someone's at our table.

  Diane : Hello, GLOBs!

  Elka Ostrovsky : Looks like she made it after all.

• [first lines] 

  Joy Scroggs : Hey, everybody. Our group birthday is coming up, and I know *exactly* who I want to be fixed up with. I met a man this year who touched me deeply.

  Elka Ostrovsky : That could be half of Cleveland.

  Joy Scroggs : It's our poetry professor, Robin York. He's so spiritual and sensitive.

  Melanie Moretti : Well, I want that guy that we met at the PetSmart Charities adoption thing; his name is Rex. Or maybe his dog's name is Rex.

  Victoria Chase : Well, now that I'm engaged, of course I don't need an actual date, which is a good thing, considering the freaks you guys have set me up with. Manboobs, conjoined twins, human tail!

  Joy Scroggs : Oh, come on, that last guy was perfect except for the tail.

  Victoria Chase : Did you hear what you just said? No no, this time I just want a business date; I really want a part in the next Wes O'Rourke movie.

  Joy Scroggs : The indie film director? He went to school with my film professor; I can make that happen.

  Victoria Chase : Excellent.

  Mamie : [knocks and enters]  Knock, knock. Look what I brought.

  Joy Scroggs : Oooh, breakfast wine.

  Mamie : It's GLOB wine, which stands for Gorgeous Ladies of Bowling... wine.

  Melanie Moretti : Gorgeous Ladies of Bowling?

  Mamie : That was our team. Nineteen sixty-two and sixty-three city champions.

  Elka Ostrovsky : We bought this wine and said we'd drink it together in fifty years.

  Mamie : Only we lost track of the others.

  Elka Ostrovsky : That's what I want for my birthday: reunite the old gang.

  Melanie Moretti : Well, I can do that. Who are they?

  Mamie : [showing a GLOB poster]  There's Elka and me. All we need to find is Diane, Angie and Peg.

• Elka Ostrovsky : There's your professor, Joy.

  Joy Scroggs : So deep and sophisticated. It's like the Leonard Cohen song: he wants to touch my perfect body with his mind.

  Mamie : I'd like to touch his perfect body with my hand.

  [Elka stares at her] 

  Mamie : This may not be my first drink.

• Angie : Who got the sponsor to cut the rest of us out of that Ovaltine commercial?

  Peg : He only wanted me.

  Elka Ostrovsky : Yeah, and after he had you, you were in and we were out.

• Peg : Elka was the tramp. Always backing up into a hand drier so it would blow her bowling skirt up.

  Elka Ostrovsky : That was an accident... every time.

• Elka Ostrovsky : I'm sorry I said all those awful things about you.

  Mamie : But you didn't.

  Elka Ostrovsky : Check your Facebook page.