Mom (TV Series)

A Pee Stick and an Asian Raccoon (2013)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Violet : I'll have the test results in two minutes.

  Christy : That's great. I mean the time to worry is so much less. When I was pregnant with you, those things took 20 minutes.

  Violet : Really?

  Christy : Yeah, that's how far science has come. So, that's great!

  [later, to Bonnie] 

  Christy : We'll know the test results in 2 minutes.

  Bonnie : Wow. When I was pregnant with you, those things took 2 hours.

  Christy : Really?

  Bonnie : Yeah, that's a long time to wait in a gas station bathroom.

• Violet : [Christy's crying]  Mom, what's wrong?

  Christy : [after watching her take care of her brother]  You're a better mom than I ever was!

  [hugs her and sobs] 

  Violet : [hugs back]  I know.

• Violet : [after Christy has slowly read the entire instruction sheet]  Mom, this isn't the first pregnancy test I've ever taken.

  Christy : It's not? Oh, then why did you make me read all the instructions?