Mom (TV Series)

Loathing and Tube Socks (2013)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

Quotes 

• Christy : You know I'll always love you no matter what, right?

  Roscoe : Even if I grow up to be just like Dad?

  Christy : Oh sweetie, the fact that you're working a puzzle means you'll *never* be like your dad.

• Marjorie : Anger is a luxury people like us can't afford.

  Bonnie : [walks up]  Hey Christy.

  Christy : Hey, Marjorie, this is my mom.

  Marjorie : [they glare at each other]  Bonnie?

  Bonnie : Marjorie?

  Christy : You two know each other?

  Bonnie : We... have crossed paths. See ya, Marjorie.

  Marjorie : Bonnie.

• Christy : [Roscoe works on a puzzle and doesn't answer her]  Are you giving me the cold silent treatment like your grandma?

  Roscoe : No, I'm doing a puzzle and it's hard.

• Christy : Everybody's just been giving me hell today, my mom, my kids, my boss, a rude clerk at the 99 cent store.

  Marjorie : I've had days like that. You know what I finally found out? If everybody else is being an ass to me, that means that *I'm* the ass.

  Christy : Wait, you're saying *I'm* the ass?

  Marjorie : You catch on quick.

  [sits down] 

  Christy : [under her breath, mockingly]  You catch on quick.

• Marjorie : That's your mother?

  Christy : Yeah.

  Marjorie : No wonder you drank.