"Whose Line Is It Anyway?" Chloe Butler and Monique Gaxiola (TV Episode 2013) - Colin Mochrie as Self

Ryan Stiles : [in "Hollywood Director", the current style is used car salesmen]

[after Colin yells cut]

Ryan Stiles : I've never bought a used car before, I don't really...

Colin Mochrie : Have you done ANYTHING? Do you have ANY life experience?

Ryan Stiles : I just got out of the joint!

Colin Mochrie : All right, then you'll be great with this one: Do it like pro wrestlers.
Colin Mochrie : [in "Hollywood Director", set in a "Star Wars" scene] Cut cut cut cut cut.

Ryan Stiles : I'm not sure of the characters, I've never seen the movie.

Colin Mochrie : No kidding.

Ryan Stiles : Is it popular?

[Wayne and Jonathan waver their hands]

Ryan Stiles : It IS popular?

Colin Mochrie : I believe it was Shakespeare who said, "Shall I compare thee to a morning dump? Yes."

[pointing to the three]

Colin Mochrie : Crap, crap, crap!
Colin Mochrie : [in "What's in the Bag"]

[shaking a bag of peanuts]

Colin Mochrie : It's an ancient custom to wave your nuts at a sick alien.
Aisha Tyler : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "If dogs went to therapy."

Wayne Brady : Yeah, doc, he treats me like crap because he's jealous because he can't do it.

Jonathan Mangum : You wanna know about my mother? That bitch.

Ryan Stiles : I sniff your ass, and you're charging ME a thousand dollars?

Colin Mochrie : I'm a talking dog. I got it pretty good.

Jonathan Mangum : You want me to lie on the couch?

[flailing excitedly]

Jonathan Mangum : I can get on the couch?

Colin Mochrie: Self