Community (TV Series)
Basic Intergluteal Numismatics (2014)
John Oliver: Professor Ian Duncan
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Quotes
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Professor Ian Duncan : The nature of the Ass Crack Bandit's crimes would suggest that he's angry or just fell in love.
Britta Perry : We know that he hates money or loves it or doesn't care about money and hates butts or loves them.
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Professor Ian Duncan : There's a whole album of photos online if you go to... You actually wouldn't be able to access it. I use an older, British form of Facebook called Mug-scroll.
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Annie Edison : Not going to the dance?
Professor Ian Duncan : I'll go later. Actually, would you mind coming to get me when Britta's drunk?
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Professor Ian Duncan : Oh, bloody hell, my shoe is untied by British standards.
[He bends over to tie it]
Professor Ian Duncan : Here we go. One bunny, two bunnies.
[He gets cracked]
Professor Ian Duncan : Oh! Get Britta!