- Murray Goldberg: You need to apologize to your mom.
- Erica Goldberg: I know...
- Murray Goldberg: Not just for you, for me. There's no food in the house, today I had to eat an apple.
- Erica Goldberg: I'm not apologizing because you had to eat fruit.
- Murray Goldberg: Running this house is your mom's job, a job that has no employee discounts or benefits, and her customers: jerks! Every *single* one of them!