Brad Jones: Cinema Snob, 80s Dan

Quotes 

• Cinema Snob : By the way, if you want a character to provide exposition, don't make him sound like this...

  Stinky : [In a stilted, pitched-up voice]  But Riding Hood, the witch will turn us to worms or talcum powder! Ah! But there is something we can do!

  Cinema Snob : I heard "talcum powder" somewhere in there... honestly, he's not THAT hard to understand; he's just FUCKING EVIL!

  Stinky : Oh, I am dying of thirst! I'm going to take a drink.

  [Attempts to drink obviously poisoned water] 

  Red Riding Hood : Be careful, Stinky! You'll turn into a monkey like the others!

  Stinky : [In an extremely stilted voice]  Good grief! That's right! I almost forgot!

  Cinema Snob : Hate hate hate HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!