Cinema Snob: By the way, if you want a character to provide exposition, don't make him sound like this...
Stinky: [In a stilted, pitched-up voice] But Riding Hood, the witch will turn us to worms or talcum powder! Ah! But there is something we can do!
Cinema Snob: I heard "talcum powder" somewhere in there... honestly, he's not THAT hard to understand; he's just FUCKING EVIL!
Stinky: Oh, I am dying of thirst! I'm going to take a drink.
[Attempts to drink obviously poisoned water]
Red Riding Hood: Be careful, Stinky! You'll turn into a monkey like the others!
Stinky: [In an extremely stilted voice] Good grief! That's right! I almost forgot!
Cinema Snob: Hate hate hate HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!