Modern Family (TV Series)
The Late Show (2013)
Ty Burrell: Phil Dunphy
Quotes
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Phil Dunphy : See? They don't let Manny home alone.
Jay Pritchett : Actually, we leave Manny alone all the time. Sometimes he makes cupcakes, which I could use one about now, or a potato.
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Phil Dunphy : Stick around if you want to see your mom's tongue fall out of her mouth.
Haley Dunphy : Not unless you want to see my lunch fall out of mine.
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Phil Dunphy : If he's old enough to watch The Walking Dead with me...
Claire Dunphy : He's not.
Phil Dunphy : ...he's old enough to stay home alone.
Claire Dunphy : He's not.
Phil Dunphy : Come on, he's not a child anymore.
[Luke falls from leaning on the stool]
Luke Dunphy : I'm fine!
Phil Dunphy : See how deep his voice is?
[Claire leaves, Phil rushes to Luke]
Phil Dunphy : Are you okay?
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Phil Dunphy : What are you doing?
Claire Dunphy : Making sure our son knows what to do in an emergency.
[Activates smoke alarm]
Luke Dunphy : Someone's at the door!
Phil Dunphy : Your mother's just testing you!
Luke Dunphy : That's okay, I know what to do! If I hear that I just won't answer it! I'll just hide where no one will find me!
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Phil Dunphy : Do you like my suit? You didn't say anything other than it's too tight and not in a cool black way.