Mike Jeavons: Mike J.

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Mike J. : Air Bud: World Pup spends more time on relationships and life problems and forgets that it's supposed to be a movie about a dog playing football. Despite being released in 2000, it's a cheesy combination of 80's and 90's sports movies. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to show a barracuda how to play darts.

• [first lines] 

  Mike J. : Hello, I'm a British person, and there's nothing I hate more than a bunch of Americans taking something I love and bloody ruining it! Just like they did with World War II.

  [briefly sings the chorus of "Three Lions" before speaking again] 

  Mike J. : Yeah, football's great, isn't it? You know - FOOTBALL, where you kick a ball with your FOOT, not run around and catch it. The movie Air Bud obviously did well, because it spawned about nine million sequels, one of which is Air Bud: World Pup, where our titular hero ditches basketball and decides football is now his thing. You wish!