Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

T.R.A.C.K.S. (2014)

Clark Gregg: Phil Coulson

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• Jemma Simmons : All mom ever wanted was your love. To be with you! In our two-story Victorian home in the Cotswolds! But could you even give her a moment, what with your banking job requiring you to travel to the States from Tuesday to Saturday every other week? No! You may not have had any time for her, but you had time for your work... and your prostitutes!

  Phil Coulson : Prostitutes, plural?

• Phil Coulson : Not a grenade exactly. It might be some type of cloaking mechanism.

  Grant Ward : Maybe it created some kind of portal. Jumped the train there.

  Phil Coulson : Let's hope not. I can't deal with Asgard today.

• Phil Coulson : What are you doing?

  Jemma Simmons : I'm getting into character. My undercover persona harbors some residual resentment to her absent American father. Blames him for not being there when her mom died. So I apologize in advance if I come off a little cold.

  Phil Coulson : You think all that back story's necessary?

  Jemma Simmons : Past events, like that unfortunate incident at the Hub, have shown me that I'm *not* good at improvisation.

• Phil Coulson : [Coulsen and Ward see a truck]  Keys might be in it.

  Phil Coulson : [Ward shakes his head]  It's the country. People are very trusting in the country.

  Grant Ward : [Walks up to the truck]  It's running.

  [Looks closer] 

  Grant Ward : It's been hot-wired.

  Phil Coulson : This is...

  Grant Ward : Suspicious?

  Phil Coulson : I was gonna say "fortuitous".

• Train Conductor : As we round the bend, the passengers on the North side of the train can take in the views of the famous Tre cime di Lavaredo. Isn't it a wonder?

  Jemma Simmons : Look at that. I haven't seen anything so beautiful since our family's scuba-diving trip to the island of Koh Tao in Southeastern Thailand.

  Phil Coulson : Okay, Simmons, I appreciate all your preparation, but-...

  Jemma Simmons : [Persistent]  Don't you want to know which marine life we encountered?

• Grant Ward : Uh, sir? This probably isn't the best time, but what May told you I would have preferred it to stay between me and her.

  Phil Coulson : Well, "it" is happening on my bus, amongst members of my team.

  Grant Ward : [Flustered]  No, we've never... done - It's never happened on the bus, sir.

  Phil Coulson : You want to do this now? Okay. What you're doing is against protocol, so if you endanger an operation or if anyone gets hurt, I'll reassign you to Barrow, Alaska, and you'll spend the rest of your years pulling the night shift guarding Blonsky's cryo-cell. Am I clear?

  [Looks at Ward's face] 

  Phil Coulson : I'll take that as a yes. And if it's really just sex, Ward you should get more comfortable using the word.

• Grant Ward : Holotable... on. Holotable... activate.

  Phil Coulson : It's pretty tricky, right? I couldn't even find the on button.

• Phil Coulson : We got this information from the Italian authorities monitoring the situation.

  Melinda May : And they don't mind us taking over this op?

  Phil Coulson : I asked very nicely.

• Grant Ward : The train it just...

  Phil Coulson : Yep. Vanished. Which I might add, is not easy.