Rick and Morty (TV Series)

Raising Gazorpazorp (2014)

Justin Roiland: Rick Sanchez, Morty Smith

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• Summer : Grandpa Rick, where are we going?

  Rick : Well obviously Summer it appears the lower tier of this society is being manipulated through sex and advanced technology by a hidden ruling class. Sound familiar?

  Summer : Ticketmaster.

  Rick : Oh, there we go Summer.

• Rick : Great, now I have to take over a whole planet because of your stupid boobs.

• Rick : Still think it's a good idea to go through holes without a wiener?

• Beth Smith : [Morty Junior's book is called "My Terrible Father"]  It's a thankless task, Morty. You did the best you could.

  Morty : ...I hope he's eating enough.

• Rick : Great, now I have to take over a whole planet because of your stupid boobs!

• Rick : Where's the sex robot, Morty?

  Morty : [points to a floating metal sphere]  That IS Gwendolyn! I, I mean, the robot! She started beeping, transformed, and tried to fly away!

  Rick : Strange, that's usually the man's job. You know what I'm talking about, Morty? Wubba-lubba-dub-dub! Morty! That's my catchphrase, remember? Remember, remember how I, how I cemented that catchphrase?

• Rick : I'm trying to repair the portal gun with sex doll parts and I have to do it one-handed!