- Yanek: [speaking as Batman wearing homemade bat ears] I used to put fear in these criminals in Gotham. Now I'm nothing... I just sit here, drinking beer, watching wrestling. Some next shit right here.
- [discussing Olivia's new boyfriend]
- Philip: So yeah. You gonna be all right? Frank?
- Frank: No, I'm gonna kill him.
- Philip: You can't just fuckin' kill a dude.
- Frank: Yeah.
- Philip: What, you're just gonna fuckin' walk up to him and gut him?
- Frank: I'm gonna find him and I'm gonna gut him... And I'm gonna cut his face off.
- [driving home]
- Philip: You know what we should do?
- Frank: What?
- Philip: Fuckin' go to Coney Island right now.
- Frank: We should totally go to Coney Island!
- Philip: Just get on the highway! Get on the highway, we'll go to Coney Island. Get on...
- Frank: I have things to do.
- Frank: Driver...
- Frank: I actually...
- Philip: Driver!
- Frank: I actually have a life!
- Philip: DRIVER! Coney Island please.