The Neighbors (TV Series)
A Christmas Story (2013)
Ian Patrick: Dick Butkus
Quotes
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Dick Butkus : Father, train sets are for 6-year-olds and impotent, middle-aged men looking to spend less time with their wives.
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Dick Butkus : Thanks for bringing me to see Santa.
Marty Weaver : Oh, that's no problem. OK, I'm gonna go buy my son a doll. Am I doing the right thing here, Dick?
Dick Butkus : I'm about to go tell a fat stranger that I've been a good boy and ask him for some insects. I think we're all just feeling our way through this one.
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Dick Butkus : [to mall Santa] Here's twenty dollars. They're having a sale on deodorant downstairs.