JonTron (TV Series)

Goosebumps: Part 2 (2013)

Jon Jafari: JonTron

Quotes 

• JonTron : Oh, Larry! You're just a... you're a fucking asshole.

• JonTron : This fucking humming! That's like the joke voice people do when they're trying to pretend to act natural.

  Police Officer : [knocking on door]  NYPD! Open up!

  [cut to Jon in the bathroom with a giant knife] 

  JonTron : Can't a guy get some privacy?

  [begins to stab away, humming in a demonic voice] 

• Mrs. Boyd : How about some roast beef?

  Larry Boyd : I don't want food, I want answers!

  JonTron : Goddamn it, Larry. You're hard to love, but you're harder to hate.

• Harrison Sadler : I told you; I study ghosts. I'm not a ghost.

  JonTron : Like me, specifically, I am not a ghost, but I've taken many courses in ghosts and I'm decently interested in ghosts, but I'm definitely not a ghost, and any information you find that may lead you to believe that I am a ghost, that is wrong. Trust me.

• Jerry : Oh man, you and your dumb hobbies!

  JonTron : Yeah, fuck you for being interested in things, you stupid bitch!

  Jerry : Who makes wax rubbings?

  Terri : I do! Because I'm interested in things.

  JonTron : Okay, at first I was kinda advocating for you because he was being a dick for no reason, thought you were the victim, but now I can basically say that you're both pretentious fucks.