How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Sunrise (2014)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

Quotes 

• Barney Stinson : A few final thoughts, don't get married until you're thirty. Play laser tag once a week. Give at least as many high fives as you get. Teacup pigs are lady magnets, but are very hard to care for... Not worth the effort. The same goes for dogs and babies. And most importantly, whatever you do in this life... it's not legendary unless your friends are there to see it. Good luck boys. Take care of the game for me.

• Barney Stinson : Haaave you met Justin?

  Julie : Uhh, no. Hi, I'm Julie.

  Justin : So simple... So elegant.

  Kyle : That's it? You just walk up to someone you don't know and introduce them to your buddy? I don't know that sounds kinda-!

  Justin : [to a passing girl]  Haaave you met Kyle?

  Shelly : Hi Kyle.

  Kyle : [to Barney]  Are you Jesus?

• Barney Stinson : Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.