Roger Ebert: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Himself - Host : Gene, my "Dog" this week is "Dirt." That's the title. And it looks like one of those TV commercials for one of those fast-talking drag strip ads. You know how they go. "SUNDAY! SUNDAY! U.S. 40 Drag Strip! SEE! Arnie "The Farmer" Beswick and his $200 International Harvester with $4000 Tires! SEE! Men racing through the desert sand while breathing filtered air! SEE! Two brothers in a blood feud to see if they can drive a 4-wheel Jeep to the top of a muddy hill! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SEE! The film narrator, an old coot, drink beer while talking about the race! SEE! Parnelli Jones wipe the grease off a wrench! SEE! Cars get stuck in the mud!" In fact, SEE anything else before you see this movie. And everything I mentioned is in the film.

  Himself - Host : Well, that's why I won't SEE it. O.K.