Episode #1.1116
- Episode aired Oct 19, 1992
- TV-14
- 28m
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Alf Stewart: [after Shane hits him with paint while messing around with Damian] What the hell have you blokes got for brains, eh? Jelly? I tell you what; As soon as I get cleaned up, I'll make sure you blokes never forget this day as long as you live!
Shane Parrish: He started it!
Damian Roberts: I didn't!
Michael Ross: I don't care *who* started it...
Alf Stewart: I just wanna know who the hell is gonna *pay* for it!
Michael Ross: Oh, they'll pay, don't worry!
[to Damian]
Michael Ross: You, get some turps from the laundry
[to Shane]
Michael Ross: and you, get some Dish washing liquid the laundry and some paper towels from the kitchen.
[to Alf who tries to rub the paint off]
Michael Ross: Don't that, mate you'll make it worse!
Alf Stewart: It couldn't be any flamin' worse!
Michael Ross: We'll get you cleaned up and stick you in the shower!
Alf Stewart: Look at the shirt, would ya? It's absoultely ruined! I mean, what in the hell did you think you were doing letting those two imbeciles alone on their own anyway?
Michael Ross: Don't blame *me*, Mate!
Alf Stewart: Look at me flamin' trousers, I might as well chuck 'em out!
Michael Ross: Just sit down and let us get you cleaned up!
Shane Parrish: I can't find any towel.
Michael Ross: Are you blind? It's gotta be there!
[goes into kitchen]
Damian Roberts: Here, this'll get it all off.
[rubs Alf with turpentine]
Alf Stewart: [in pain] HOLY GHOST! That stings! What the *hell* are you trying to, blind me as well?
Damian Roberts: Sorrry!
Alf Stewart: Nobody light any matches!
[Damian is no longer able to control his laughter]
Alf Stewart: And what the hell are *you* laughing at? My boy, when this over, you're gonna wish you'd never been born! And *exactly* the same goes for that Imbecillic mate of yours!