Mom (TV Series)

Fireballs and Bullet Holes (2014)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Alvin : [explaining how he abandoned Bonnie when Christy was born]  Back then I was a very stupid, very selfish, and very cowardly person. I'm sorry.

  Christy : Did you ever think about me?

  Alvin : Every day. After a few years I had to stop, remembering was just too painful... and by painful, I mean shameful.

• Christy : JUST SO YOU KNOW,

  [knocks everything off his desk and pours the tub of Fire Balls all over it] 

  Christy : I TURNED OUT GREAT!

  [storms out] 

  Alvin : She's got my temper.

• Christy : What kind of a man abandons his child on Christmas Eve?

  Alvin : In my defense, God did the same to Jesus.

• Christy : So Marjorie, how's the...

  [whispers] 

  Christy : chemo going?

  Bonnie : Why are you whispering? Are you afraid the cancer will hear you?

• Alvin : What do you think?

  Christy : What do I think of what?

  Alvin : Your new car.

  Christy : You can't buy me with a new car.

  Alvin : Oh, how about if I also throw in two slightly used brothers?

  [his sons pop up in the windows and wave to her] 

• Alvin : I think I found the problem with your car.

  Christy : What is it?

  Alvin : The engine has like 800,000 miles on it.

  Christy : Oh, you think I should trade in?

  Alvin : For what, a sandwich? I'll keep working on it.

• Alvin : [Alvin hasn't told his family about Christy]  You need to give me a little time.

  Christy : I gave you THIRTY-FIVE YEARS!

• Christy : Roscoe, Violet, this spineless son of a bitch is your grandfather.

  Alvin : Call me Poppa.

• Christy : I want you... to buy me an ice cream cone.

  Alvin : Double scoop?

  Christy : Yeah... and a bicycle... and a Barbie dream house.

  Alvin : How about a pony?

  Christy : I'm not a child!