- Cory Matthews: Riley, this whole what-am-I-good-at thing? I've been there my whole life. It's a waste of time. You know what's not a waste of time? Mashed potatoes. You know why? They never let you down. They're the best in the world at what they do. So don't be mashed potatoes, 'cause they're better at that than you could ever be.
- Cory Matthews: Minkus.
- Stuart Minkus: Topanga!
- Topanga Matthews: Stuart.
- Stuart Minkus: Topanga!
- Farkle Minkus: Father.
- Stuart Minkus: Farkle.
- Lucas Friar: Wait a minute...
- Farkle Minkus: Yes?
- Lucas Friar: He is your father?
- Farkle Minkus: Look at us!
- Lucas Friar: Your name is Farkle Minkus?
- Farkle Minkus: Don't wear it out.
- Lucas Friar: I don't know how you could.
- Stuart Minkus: So these are the two ladies you tell me keep chasing you, huh?
- Farkle Minkus: [whispering to Riley and Maya] Please?
- Riley Matthews: Yes, sir, it's us.
- Maya Hart: I'm not doing it.
- [Riley gives her a nudge]
- Maya Hart: Yes, sir, it is us. We hope that one day one of us will be lucky enough to become the future Mrs. Farkle Minkus and have a lot of baby minkii.
- Riley Matthews: Bonjour, Lucas.
- Lucas Friar: Bonjour, Riley.
- [continues to speak French while Riley looks like a question mark]
- Riley Matthews: ...Bonjour, Lucas.
- Riley Matthews: Do you have a talent?
- Cory Matthews: Does she? Does she? Your mom...
- Topanga Matthews: Don't you dare.
- Cory Matthews: Your mom's hips don't lie!
- [Riley chastises Maya's mother for not attending her daughter's school art show]
- Katy Hart: Y'know, all I do with Maya is disappoint her.
- Riley Matthews: Here's what's funny. You're not disappointing her at all; you're only disappointing me.
- Katy Hart: I came to school and embarrassed her. I pretend I'm fancy, but I'm not. I thought I had a good marriage, but I didn't. I pretend to have a career, and I don't. I love that little girl, and I won't pretend with her.