- Cory Matthews: [to Shawn and Topanga] How great is this? My favorite person in the world... and my wife.
- Cory Matthews: It's the Cory and Shawn Show!
- [singing]
- Cory Matthews: Cory and Shawn in the big city, and nobody talks but them.
- Shawn Hunter: [joining in, singing] I'll be a cop, and you'll run the deli...
- Shawn Hunter, Cory Matthews: [singing] And nobody talks but them!
- Alan Matthews: Ah, wow! Look at all these kids. It wasn't that long ago I had kids around the house.
- Joshua Matthews: Yeah, it was just this morning, wasn't it, dad?
- Alan Matthews: Oh yeah, yeah you
- Maya Hart: Boing!
- Riley Matthews: Ha, that's my uncle, Maya
- Maya Hart: Sweet, I would be your aunt.
- Auggie Matthews: Joshie!
- Joshua Matthews: Auggie! Come here. Ah
- Auggie Matthews: I love it up here.
- Joshua Matthews: My brotha'
- Cory Matthews: My brotha'. How is it possible we're brothers?
- Joshua Matthews: Because it's a surprise!
- Alan Matthews: Stop doing that.
- Joshua Matthews: Aw, dad, so proud of himself. He gets into the movies for like a quarter.
- Riley Matthews: Uncle Josh
- Joshua Matthews: Riley
- Maya Hart: Uncle Josh
- Joshua Matthews: Um I'm not your uncle, Maya.
- Maya Hart: Even better
- Joshua Matthews: Um it's been awhile.
- Maya Hart: Sure has.
- Joshua Matthews: Well boy, you grew up gorgeous.
- Riley Matthews: You're not gonna be my aunt.
- Maya Hart: I can't hear you ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-duh.
- Shawn Hunter: Cor, this is real life, not a TV show. I'm not your wacky neighbor.
- Cory Matthews: But, you could be!
- Maya Hart: So that's your Dad's me?
- Riley Matthews: Uh-huh.
- Maya Hart: We're them?
- Riley Matthews: Uh-huh.
- Maya Hart: I don't see it.
- Shawn Hunter: So, that's Riley's me?
- Cory Matthews: Uh-huh.
- Shawn Hunter: They're us?
- Cory Matthews: Uh-huh.
- Shawn Hunter: I don't see it.