Elementary (TV Series)

The One Percent Solution (2014)

Lucy Liu: Dr. Joan Watson

Quotes 

• Dr. Joan Watson : [Watson carries one of the chickens down to Holmes]  Why is Romulus outside my door?

  Sherlock Holmes : That's Remus.

  Dr. Joan Watson : I don't care which cock I'm holding, I just want to know how it got there.

  [Holmes smirks] 

  Dr. Joan Watson : Okay, congratulations, you got me to say it.

  Sherlock Holmes : I don't know if you've settled on an epitaph yet, but it does occur to me that that would look fantastic on a tombstone.

• [last lines] 

  Dr. Joan Watson : It worked. So, now what? We own chickens, don't we? I'm not feeding them.

• Miss Truepenny : [as Watson follows Sherlock into the office]  Excuse me? Assistants wait out here.

  Dr. Joan Watson : Right.

  [She follows Sherlock in, and shuts the door in Truepenny's face]