Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin (2014)

Jon Cryer: Alan Harper

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• Alan Harper : So, I figured I'd just chalk this up as another loss and move on. Universe: 82,223 Alan: 12

  Walden Schmidt : Come on, you're exaggerating. You have not had 12 victories.

  Alan Harper : Yes, I have. Uh, my son plus the number of years I've lived here rent-free.