The Mysteries of Laura (TV Series)
Pilot (2014)
Debra Messing: Laura Diamond
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Quotes
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Laura Diamond : Maximillia, what's up?
Max Carnegie : 911 call from New Hall!
[Laura races to the address, enters a room with walls covered in red]
Laura Diamond : This is a depraved, unspeakable act! I am sickened. Get ready to be inside for a very long time! Life as you know it is over! What do you have to say for yourselves?
Nicholas Broderick , Harrison Broderick : Sorry Mommy!
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Deedee Walden : Please tell me you're NYPD
Dan Hauser : Yes ma'am, captain Dan Hauser, my colleague detective Laura Diamond
Deedee Walden : A middle-aged police woman! Just like on TV! I love that
Laura Diamond : How awkward of you to say
Deedee Walden : It's clear your face has seen so much
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Dan Hauser : Can I ask you why you're still wearing your wedding ring?
Laura Diamond : I just haven't gotten around to taking it off
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Principal : I am afraid your boys are no longer welcome in the New Hall community
Laura Diamond : Wow, wow, wow, no, no, no, no! I don't need them to be welcome, I just need to drop them off at 8 and pick them up at 5. Isn't there some kind of a detention hall?
Principal : They are expelled! Done! Gone!
Nicholas Broderick , Harrison Broderick : YEAH!
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Laura Diamond : So, get the valet to open the car
Billy Soto : Yeah, How I am supposed to do that without a warrant?
Laura Diamond : [sigh] Oh Billy
[dances to the valet]
Laura Diamond : Hi! Oh... I am so glad it's you, sweetie! I left something personal in my husband's car... my underwear
[giggles]
Laura Diamond : We like to spice it up every other Wednesday. Anyway I just had a Brazilian and I'm feeling a little drafty... but if I have to interrupt my husband class, I will never hear the end of it! Please help me!
[Valet opens the car]
Laura Diamond : Hiiii, thank you!