- Ugly Sonic: Oh? You want me to be fast? That's Sonic's thing. Ugly Sonic goes
- [slow motion close up on human teeth]
- Ugly Sonic: slowww, babyyy.
- Bull Co-Worker: Hey, hey. Congrats! Employee of the month again.
- Chip: Thanks, Bruno.
- Bull Co-Worker: Wanna get a drink to celebrate?
- Human Co-Worker: Yeah, you never hang out.
- Chip: Sorry, everyone. Can't tonight. Millie's waiting for me. But thanks for the invite.
- Frog Co-Worker: [RIBBITS] Are you sure don't wanna see my new pad?
- [CHUCKLES]
- Chip: [CHUCKLES] Oh, pad. Frog-based humor. No thanks.
- Frog Co-Worker: [LAUGHS] That's just a taste of what you get from me outside the work environment.
- Dale: Listen, I get how you feel. Things didn't workout the way you wanted, right? You had big hopes and dreams and well, the world just sort of breaks your heart.
- Chip: And it feels like the only emotions you have left are anger and loneliness. But, you're not alone. None of us are.
- Sweet Pete: Wow, it's true. You two really are THE WORST ACTORS IN HOLLYWOOD!
- [laughs evilly]
- Pete: Hey, get outta the way, you little yahoos. Move it! You're messing up here.
- [Pete grabbled by Sweet Pete]
- Sweet Pete: Coming through!
- Chip: Grab on.
- [Chip and Dale jumped on the magic carpet]
- Chip: Whoa.
- [Sweet Pete is shooting at Chip and Dale. They jump off the magic carpet. Sweet Pete smashes the stage prop and the crew members flee. He roars while the "Welcome, Prince Jahli!" banner falls to the ground]
- Bob the Warrior Viking: What are you looking at?
- [the camera pans up to revealed Pumbaa from the 2019 live action reboot looking down at him]
- Pumbaa: Honestly, your weird dead eyes.
- Mantis: [he is joined by Mantis from the Kung Fu Panda films holding onto his tusk] They are weird.
- B.O.B.: [B.O.B. from Monsters Vs Aliens emerges on the left] Super weird.
- [all 3 laugh together]
- Pumbaa: So funny.
- Ugly Sonic: Yeah Dale. I'm gonna be up on that stage too right beside you.
- Dale: Yes, Ugly Sonic. That's the spirit.
- Ugly Sonic: And they'll like me for who I am. Not like last time where the internet got ONE LOOK at my human teeth and burned the place down.
- DJ Herzogenaurach: Hey, I know you!
- Chip: Oh no!
- Dale: We're cooked!
- DJ Herzogenaurach: You're the Rescue Rangers. I am huge fanboy!
- DJ Herzogenaurach: Ooh, they were very bad at rapping. Oh hey Bob, you are never going to believe who I just met!