The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Mommy Observation (2014)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Raj Koothrappali : Sheldon is out of town so we can do whatever we want. We even ordered from the Thai place he doesn't like.
Stuart Bloom : How is it?
Penny : Disgusting. Do not tell him.
Leonard Hofstadter : What do you guys want to do tonight?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I don't know.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I told Howie if I wasn't busy I'd spend the night at his Mom's. So for God sakes, think of something.
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Stuart Bloom : I think you're the best couple I know.
Leonard Hofstadter : Ah.
Penny : That's so sweet.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : What the hell?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Excuse me?
Penny : Let the dead man talk. Why do you say that?
Stuart Bloom : Well, I feel like you guys make each other better. Penny brought Leonard out of your shell. Seems like Leonard makes Penny think more deeply about the world. I don't know. Together you make one awesome person.
Penny : Ah, Stuart. Now I feel bad for murdering you.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Does the gazelle with a flair for storytelling know that he's just ripping off "Terminator".
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Leonard Hofstadter : Come on guys, Raj put a lot of effort into this. And it's great... not sad. It's great.
Amy Farrah Fowler : It might be fun to be somebody else tonight.
Raj Koothrappali : Actually you're all just going to be yourselves.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, uck.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Do you really think we would drift apart if we really became successful?
Penny : Of course not. If I became a famous actress if I had to move you'd just come with me.
Leonard Hofstadter : I got a chance to be a tenured professor I might not have that much chose where I end up.
Penny : Yea, but if I become a successful actress we wouldn't need the money.
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Raj Koothrappali : Penny and Leonard, you two love birds are super-successful and living in New York. You're an actress. You're a professor and you have three beautiful kids.
Leonard Hofstadter : Great.
Penny : You're really putting this body through three kids?
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Should you really be sitting in Sheldon's spot?
Raj Koothrappali : He's in Texas. He'll never know.
Penny : I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, he has a very sensitive butt.
Amy Farrah Fowler , Raj Koothrappali , Penny , Bernadette Rostenkowski : ?
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, it's true. Once I saw him sit on a bunch of loose change and add it up.
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Leonard Hofstadter : You don't go into science for the money.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Speak for yourself! Last month my company both invented and cured restless eye syndrome. Ka-ching, ya blinky chumps!