The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Mommy Observation (2014)
Laurie Metcalf: Mary Cooper
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : I'll condemn you internally, while maintaining an outward appearance of acceptance.
Mary Cooper : [lovingly] That is very Christian of you.
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Sheldon Cooper : Mother.
[Knock-knock-knock]
Sheldon Cooper : Mother.
[Knock-knock-knock]
Sheldon Cooper : Mother.
[Knock-knock-knock]
Sheldon Cooper : Mother.
Mary Cooper : Shelly. I'm so glad you're here.
Sheldon Cooper : I saw you having naked sex.
Mary Cooper : What are you talking about?
Sheldon Cooper : Earlier I came here to surprise you. I looked in the window and I saw you with a man.
Mary Cooper : Oh, Shelly. I'm so sorry. Come in. Um. Maybe we should sit down and talk about this.
Sheldon Cooper : Can you recommend a surface you haven't had coitus on?
Mary Cooper : That's not funny. Maybe we should sit at the table.
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Sheldon Cooper : How long have you been a demented sex pervert?
Mary Cooper : That is no way to speak to your mother.
Sheldon Cooper : Perhaps not. But is a way to speak to a woman who quoted the bible to me my whole life and then desecrated one of Ethan Allan's finest.
Mary Cooper : I will give you one opportunity young man to apologize to me.
Sheldon Cooper : Or what?
Mary Cooper : Or I will send you to your room.
Sheldon Cooper : That is ridiculous. I am a grown man, I am a professional scientist and currently occupy the moral high ground
Mary Cooper : Go to your room.
Sheldon Cooper : But I occupy the moral high ground.
Mary Cooper : Go to your room.
Sheldon Cooper : But I am a professional scientist.
Mary Cooper : Go to your room.
Sheldon Cooper : I'm a grown man.
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Sheldon Cooper : I think what bothers me the most is the hypocrisy. Doesn't this contradict all the religious rules you've been expounding your whole life?
Mary Cooper : You're right, it does. And it is something I have been struggling with these days.
Sheldon Cooper : Then why are you doing it?
Mary Cooper : Because I'm not perfect, Shelly, and that man's booty is.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, this is confusing for me. But I don't want to stand in the way of your happiness so I'll condemn you internally while maintaining an outward appearance of acceptance.
Mary Cooper : That is very Christian of you.
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Mary Cooper : Are you having the sex talk with me?
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Mary Cooper : Oh, dear Lord.
Sheldon Cooper : No, don't look to Him. He's mad at you right now.