Rodney Dangerfield: Self - Guest

Quotes 

• Rodney Dangerfield : You wanna have some laughs? Do what I do: I take a porno movie, run it backwards, that way, you see the hooker give back the money. A hooker, what a business, that's the best business there is, bein' a hooker: I mean, you got it, you sell it, and you still got it!

• Rodney Dangerfield : It's lonely at the top... when there's no one at the bottom!

• Rodney Dangerfield : With girls, I can hold my own. What is usually what they tell me to do!