Resident Evil 7: Biohazard (2017 Video Game)

Jesse Pimentel: Lucas Baker

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• Ethan Winters : [waking up to find himself having dinner with the Baker family]  Where am I? What the hell?

  Marguerite Baker : Rise and shine, sleepyhead. It's time for supper.

  Ethan Winters : Who are all you people? Where's Mia?

  Marguerite Baker : [crushes a cockroach and then eats it]  Eat it. It's good.

  Lucas Baker : Dumb son of a bitch wouldn't know good it it hit him!

  [throws his plate at Ethan] 

  Marguerite Baker : Lucas!

  [Jack grabs Lucas' left hand and cuts it off] 

  Lucas Baker : Goddamn, old man, not again!

  Jack Baker : [gets up from his chair and walks towards Ethan]  Get out the way, Marguerite! That boy's got to eat! He got to have his supper. Come here, boy. Let's do this, come on.

  [Jack force-feeds Ethan, who rejects the food] 

  Marguerite Baker : Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit - he's not eating it, Jack! He's not eating it!

  Jack Baker : Shut the hell up, Marguerite!

  Marguerite Baker : I made that for him!

  Jack Baker : [kicks Marguerite's chair]  Get the hell outta here!

  Marguerite Baker : [shouting at Ethan before leaving the dining room]  You're a son of a bitch!

  Jack Baker : [holds up the piece of food Ethan spat out]  This was supposed to be a very special feast. Come here, boy.

  [grabs a knife and proceeds to stick it in Ethan's mouth, then pulls it out] 

  Jack Baker : Come on now.

  [Jack is about to stab Ethan again, only to be interrupted by the sound of a doorbell] 

  Lucas Baker : God damn it. I'll bet it's that cop again.

  Jack Baker : Goddamn pigs!

  [to Ethan] 

  Jack Baker : I'm coming back for you.

  [Jack and Lucas leave the dining room] 

• [Daughters, last lines] 

  Zoe Baker : [gasps, waking up in the dining room the next morning after being attacked by Eveline the previous night]  I think I fell asleep.

  Jack Baker : [sitting down at the table]  Well well, now, look who has decided to join us!

  Lucas Baker : [playing with his phone]  Wake up and smell the shitty coffee, Zoe.

  Jack Baker : Lucas.

  Marguerite Baker : [gives everyone their cup of coffee and then sits down]  You OK, dear? There was a lot of excitement from that storm last night.

  Zoe Baker : I'm fine. I had the weirdest dream last night. There was this little girl...

  Jack Baker : [as Eveline appears between him and Marguerite, signalling that last night was not a dream]  Well now, after breakfast, uh - Lucas and I are gonna have a look around to see if the storm did any damage. And you two should have a look around the house and do the same.

  Marguerite Baker : [as Zoe gasps in fear towards Eveline]  That's a good idea, Jack. You remember the last hurricane - we thought we were lucky - and the next time it rained, there was a mess for sure.

  Young Eveline : Hello, sister.

• Mia Winters : [encountering Ethan in the basement of the Old House]  Ethan? Ethan.

  Ethan Winters : No more bullshit, Mia. I want some answers.

  Mia Winters : I know. I know. You're right. And I always wanted to tell you - but, I just - I can only remember a little and the rest is just gone!

  Lucas Baker : [sneaks up from behind Mia and abducts her]  Daddy, right? You mind if I borrow Mommy for a little bit?

  [drags Mia to a nearby open door] 

  Lucas Baker : Well don't just stand there - do something!

  [closes the door] 

  Mia Winters : Ethan! Help!

  Ethan Winters : Dammit...

• [Daughters, first lines] 

  24 Action News Anchorman : In today's top news - Record-breaking rainfall from this week's hurricane looking to come to a close tomorrow morning, as the storm moves on. Out in the gulf, reports of a missing ship have rescue crews combing the coast. We'll have the details on that search shortly. But first, record rain over the past few days has left many residents in some of the Parishes knee-deep in flood waters. On radar, we can see the system moving along to the northeast losing strength as it goes, and by tomorrow morning, we should be home and free.

  Marguerite Baker : Any news on the damage from the storm?

  Zoe Baker : [turning off the TV]  They haven't said.

  Jack Baker : [heard from outside]  Marguerite! Open up. I found another one.

  Marguerite Baker : I'm coming.

  [walks through the living room, past Lucas, and opens the double doors to reveal Jack carrying Eveline] 

  Marguerite Baker : Oh... oh, she's so young.

  Jack Baker : Yeah. How's our other guest?

  Marguerite Baker : [referring to Mia]  Sleeping - poor thing.

  Jack Baker : I say let 'em. They'll be OK here for a few days - at least until we can get them into town.

  Marguerite Baker : Zoe, go get some fresh clothes from the laundry room, OK?

  [checks Eveline's arm] 

  Marguerite Baker : Oh. Looks like there was some sorta oil spill or something.

  Jack Baker : Yeah, yes.

  Marguerite Baker : Let's get this poor girl into some fresh clothes and a warm bed - we'll put her in Lucas' old room.

  Lucas Baker : Aw come on, can't you put her somewhere else?

  Jack Baker : Oh Lucas, you just hush. You've long outgrown that room. Always wanted to run a bed and breakfast.

  [chuckles] 

  Marguerite Baker : Got your big break, didn't ya? Get her to bed. I'll put some soup on.

  [closes the doors as Jack heads upstairs with Eveline before heading into the kitchen] 

  Marguerite Baker : Good night for soup, don't you think? Excuse me, Lucas.

• [21, first lines] 

  Clancy Javis : [waking up sitting at a blackjack table opposite Hoffman, and finding his left hand strapped down to a makeshift finger guillotine]  What the... Where am I?

  [the TVs behind Hoffman spring to life, and Lucas appears on them] 

  Lucas Baker : Hey. Hey! Hey! Look at me! Yeah, look at me. There ya go.

  [sits back in his chair] 

  Lucas Baker : Now, I wonder... do you have what it takes?

  [leans forward] 

  Lucas Baker : See, you two are gonna play a little game.

  [walks a straw doll across the screen] 

  Lucas Baker : And whoever wins gets to walk on outta here alive. So pay attention. Because it's life...

  [breaks the doll in half] 

  Lucas Baker : ... or death!

  [laughs] 

  Lucas Baker : Yours.

  [throws the doll away and spins in his chair while giving a whoop before looking at the screen again] 

  Lucas Baker : Do you like cards? Of course you do. Well, I've made up a game especially for you two. Except we don't bet with chips around here. If you catch my drift.

  [laughs as he covers the camera] 

  Hoffman : [to Clancy]  Hey, he said he'd let the winner go.

  Clancy Javis : [startled]  Who are you?

  Hoffman : What do you think? You believe that freak?

  Lucas Baker : [voiceover]  And now I'll explain the rules of the game! You fellas played blackjack, right? You just draw cards, trying to add up to twenty-one. Go over twenty-one - and you lose!

  [laughs] 

  Hoffman : Wait, wait! This is crazy.

  Lucas Baker : [voiceover]  So! Say your prayers, and let the games begin!

  Clancy Javis : Are you fucking kidding?

• Lucas Baker : [dragging Clancy Jarvis to the "Happy Birthday" puzzle room]  You, my friend, you are one lucky son of a bitch.

  [drops Clancy, then enters the password to open the door] 

  Lucas Baker : You know, I actually envy you. What? You don't believe me?

  [stands right over Clancy with a big smile] 

  Lucas Baker : This joy? Why you can't fake this.

  [continues dragging Clancy into the room] 

  Lucas Baker : It has taken me weeks to finish this, and it is finally ready. And it's all for you.

  [cuts a whimpering Clancy free of his zip-cuffs, then sits down in front of him] 

  Lucas Baker : Aw, come on now. Don't be like that.

  [smiles] 

  Lucas Baker : This is going to be fun. Just you wait.

  [gets up and leaves the room, leaving Clancy locked inside] 

• [Not a Hero, first lines] 

  Lucas Baker : [answering his phone]  Is it ready? Can we begin?

  [growls] 

  Lucas Baker : I can't help it, man. We've got work to do.

  [hangs up, then takes a deep breath before entering the laboratory in the salt mines] 

• Lucas Baker : [after killing the third of Chris' soldiers]  I don't know about you, Christopher, but I'm getting real tired of playing games.

  Chris Redfield : Three men, Lucas. Three of my men dead, because of you. This ends, and it ends now.

  Lucas Baker : I don't think so. It's about to be four dead soldiers in a minute.

  [activates the bomb on Chris' wrist] 

  Lucas Baker : You're going to fail, and then you are going to die.

• Lucas Baker : Christopher - still with us, I see. Very impressive, my friend, very impressive. Let's just see how impressive you really are.

• [after getting the D-Series Arm, Ethan heads back to Zoe's trailer, only to find her missing] 

  Ethan Winters : [answering the phone]  Now where the hell are you? You know what? Never mind. We only need the head and you've got it. And this is gonna help Mia and me, right?

  Lucas Baker : [giggling]  Hey, buddy! I thought you should know, I decided that Zoe needed a time out. She and Mia are here with me. And they're keeping each other company.

  Ethan Winters : Just let them both go. What do you need them for?

  Lucas Baker : Nah-ah-ah! That's family business, Ethan, and not your concern, understand?

  [clears his throat] 

  Lucas Baker : Now, if you want the head, feel free to come by anytime, and I'll give it to ya! But, only if you participate in a little, uh... activity I've put together -

  [sing-song] 

  Lucas Baker : just for you.

  Ethan Winters : What activity?

  Lucas Baker : Oh-oh-oh, I know you're excited, but don't worry. It's not going anywhere.

  [snickers] 

  Lucas Baker : First step I need you to take, partner, is for you to take a peek inside the fridge in the trailer there.

  Ethan Winters : Fuck you.

  Lucas Baker : Oh, come on now, don't be like that. You wanna have some fun, don't ya? Now, look in the fridge!

  [hangs up, as Ethan opens the fridge and finds the decapitated head of Deputy Anderson] 

• Lucas Baker : [after Chris just killed another horde of Molded inside a shield on the way to a laboratory owned by The Connections]  OK, OK - no more - alright? I don't have anything left.

  Chris Redfield : You won't get any sympathy from me, asshole.

  Lucas Baker : I know, I know. I've done... I've done terrible things. Horrible things. I killed your men. I tortured them. And I enjoyed every second, soldier boy. Just like I'm going to enjoy watching you burn.

  [the countdown to the shield room blowing up commences] 

  Lucas Baker : Oh, you hear that? Sounds like time's running out for you. Tick tock, Christopher. Tick tock.

  Chris Redfield : If you're gonna kill me, just kill me, but for the love of God, shut the fuck up!

  Lucas Baker : I'd like to stay and watch you burn to death, but, I can't. I have an elsewhere to be. Buh-byye.

• [Chris chases Lucas through The Connections laboratory and into a bigger lab area] 

  Lucas Baker : [over P.A. system]  How the hell are you still alive? You should be dead.

  Chris Redfield : We got your emails. We know you're funneling info to someone!

  Lucas Baker : [over P.A. system]  That's none of your god-damned business, Chris! A lot of people out there want to know about our little Evie. A lot of people.

  Chris Redfield : Your friends, The Connections, know about this? They don't strike me as the forgiving type.

  Lucas Baker : [over P.A. system]  That's my business. You let me worry about them. You're about to have your hands full.

  [Lucas appears out of nowhere and tries to attack Chris with a knife, but Chris kicks Lucas off and shoots him in the chest] 

  Lucas Baker : I can't - I don't - no... I don't believe it.

  Chris Redfield : [getting up and walking over to Lucas]  Believe it. It's over.

  Lucas Baker : [laughs despite being in pain]  No, heheh. No way...

  Chris Redfield : Just shut up and accept it, Lucas.

  Lucas Baker : Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?

  [starts mutating] 

  Lucas Baker : Oh boy... So this is what it feels like.

  Chris Redfield : We've got a situation down here.

  Veronica : Infection is at critical mass.

  Chris Redfield : Tell me something I don't know.

  Lucas Baker : [completely melting as part of his mutation]  Oh, I've got something for you - you're fucking screwed!

  Veronica : You're going to need to proceed with caution - extreme caution.

  Lucas Baker : Oh well, that's different. Like I haven't been since we got here.

  [Lucas transforms into a gigantic monster] 

  Lucas Baker : You had to come in here and mess things up, didn't you?

• [upon entering the lab in the salt mines, Chris finds two Blue Umbrella soldiers] 

  Chris Redfield : [attending to the soldier who is sitting up]  I'm gettin' you outta here.

  Soldier : Leave me... It's too late.

  Chris Redfield : We're both walking out of here.

  [the other soldier, who is Lucas in disguise, suddenly sits up and attaches a bomb to Chris' wrist] 

  Lucas Baker : I got news for you - that's not gonna happen!

  Chris Redfield : [aims his gun at Lucas]  What?

  Lucas Baker : Ooo! I wouldn't do that if I were you!

  [takes his helmet off and pulls out a detonator while revealing that the other soldier has a bomb around his neck] 

  Lucas Baker : Now you can try and take that off all you want, but I'd advise against. My hand might slip and uh... boom!

  Chris Redfield : Lucas! Stop!

  [Lucas presses the button on the detonator, blowing off the other soldier's head and knocking Chris back] 

  Lucas Baker : [sarcastically]  Oops.

  [laughs as he gets up and looms over Chris] 

  Lucas Baker : Now here's the deal, Chris. You don't follow me and I don't bounce your head off the ceiling! Oh, the same goes for your soldier friends, too. Adios, muchachos.

  [laughs as he leaves the room, while the sprinkers starting spraying the E-type mutamycete] 

  Chris Redfield : [getting up]  Fuck.

  Veronica : I'm picking up airborne spores. It's the E-type mutamycete. Your mask will switch automatically to rebreather mode. Keep an eye on your oxygen tank to be safe.