Mom (TV Series)

Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich (2014)

Alex Désert: Wes

Quotes 

• Wes : Who are you?

  Christy : [about Bonnie]  She's my mother.

  Bonnie : [about Marjorie]  And she's *my* mother.

• Wes : [to the ladies, as Regina sneaks up behind him]  Have a nice day.

  Regina : Easy for you to say, I'm going to prison!

  Wes : [turns around]  Regina!

  Regina : Don't you EVER try to keep my son away from me again. I have friends on the *outside*.