Mom (TV Series)

Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich (2014)

Mimi Kennedy: Marjorie Armstrong

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• Christy : How do you drink in prison anyway?

  Marjorie : Toilet wine.

  Regina : What's that?

  Marjorie : Oranges, raisins, sugar, ketchup and a sock full of moldy bread, which marinates in the toilet for a week. it does the job, and you can sell the excess for cigarettes.

• Regina : Do you know what the worst part of being in prison will be?

  Bonnie : Being in prison?

  Regina : No, that I won't get to see my son grow up.

  Bonnie : Oh... I'm gonna stop talking now.

  Marjorie : Don't say it if you don't mean it.

  Christy : When did you last see your son?

  Regina : Before my trial.

  Marjorie : But that was months ago!

  Regina : My ex-husband won't let me see him, not that I blame him. He just turned 10. He's going to be a teenager by the time I get out.

  Christy : Where's your ex live?

  Regina : In Stockton, about a hundred miles back.

  Christy : [pause]  Hell with it.

  [turns the car around] 

  Christy : We're going to Stockton!

  Regina : But I'll be late to turn myself in.

  Christy : What the hell are they gonna do, Regina? Throw you in jail?

• Regina : Marjorie, you are my rock. You believe in giving everybody a second chance, you see the good in everything, even while you're battling breast cancer.

  Marjorie : I love you, Regina.

  [they hug] 

  Regina : Don't you die on me!

  Marjorie : Don't you start drinking.

• Regina : Do you ever think about reasons to start drinking again?

  Christy : Like a zombie apocalypse? Yeah.

  Marjorie : You're joking.

  Christy : No, I've got a whole list of reasons I'd start drinking again: zombie apocalypse, my kids are stolen by gypsies, I have a stroke and forget how to masturbate.

  Bonnie : What if something happened to me?

  Christy : I'd get through it.

• Regina : I want to start drinking again.

  Marjorie : You can't drink because you're going to prison.

  Bonnie : Right, save it for something *bad*.

• Christy : And why you picturing him

  [Gabriel] 

  Christy : at all?

  Marjorie : I'm a lonely old woman with a little bit of cancer and a lot of cats. Give me this.