Suits (TV Series)
Moot Point (2014)
Gabriel Macht: Harvey Specter
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Quotes
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Mike Ross : I'm just saying, if you're going to quote a movie, quote a movie.
Harvey Specter : I got one word wrong.
Mike Ross : And changed the entire meaning of the quote!
Harvey Specter : Not to me it didn't. That's what I thought the quote was.
Mike Ross : Okay, fine, you want to be disrespectful to Martin Scorsese, you go right ahead.
Harvey Specter : Martin Scorsese didn't even write the damn movie. If anything, it's disrespectful to the writer.
Mike Ross : Harvey, who cares about the writer?
Harvey Specter : Hm. Guess you're right about that.
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Harvey Specter : What's this?
Mike Ross : Oh, it's only the greatest gift you've ever received.
Harvey Specter : Better than MJ's jersey from the 63-point game?
Mike Ross : If this folder had played in that game, it would have scored 80 points.
Harvey Specter : Okay, I don't even know what that means.
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Judge : I'm ready to hear pretrial motions.
Elliott Stemple : Motion to substitute counsel, your honor.
Judge : On what grounds?
Harvey Specter : On the grounds that he's a pussy.
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Louis Litt : And, if you value this friendship at all, you would stay out of it, because I'm going to the mattresses against Dana Scott.
Harvey Specter : "Mattresses?" Have you been watching The Godfather?
Louis Litt : Yeah, I've been trying to come up with some common ground to expand our friendship. Sue me.
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[Stemple motions for substitute counsel to avoid Harvey in court]
Harvey Specter : I was just wondering if he has a copy of his motion, because we never got one.
Elliott Stemple : Uh, not with me, Your Honor. Something suddenly came up. My niece... she took ill.
Judge : Well, when your family is sick, you have to tend to them.
Mike Ross : Your Honor, Mr. Stemple may not have a copy of his motion, but we do have a copy of his family tree.
[presenting a sheet]
Mike Ross : He had no nieces.
Elliott Stemple : I meant "niece" figuratively. She is actually my goddaughter.
Harvey Specter : And what is exactly her name?
Elliott Stemple : Sandra Silverstein.
Mike Ross : Your Honor, that's the same fictitious goddaughter that's taken ill every time Mr. Stemple's needed a continuance in the last five years.
Harvey Specter : Sounds serious.
[to Stemple]
Harvey Specter : Have you tried acupuncture?