Suits (TV Series)

Moot Point (2014)

Patrick J. Adams: Mike Ross

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Quotes 

• Mike Ross : I'm just saying, if you're going to quote a movie, quote a movie.

  Harvey Specter : I got one word wrong.

  Mike Ross : And changed the entire meaning of the quote!

  Harvey Specter : Not to me it didn't. That's what I thought the quote was.

  Mike Ross : Okay, fine, you want to be disrespectful to Martin Scorsese, you go right ahead.

  Harvey Specter : Martin Scorsese didn't even write the damn movie. If anything, it's disrespectful to the writer.

  Mike Ross : Harvey, who cares about the writer?

  Harvey Specter : Hm. Guess you're right about that.

• Harvey Specter : What's this?

  Mike Ross : Oh, it's only the greatest gift you've ever received.

  Harvey Specter : Better than MJ's jersey from the 63-point game?

  Mike Ross : If this folder had played in that game, it would have scored 80 points.

  Harvey Specter : Okay, I don't even know what that means.

• Rachel Zane : So are you gonna get something for Harvey?

  Mike Ross : I want to, but what do you get the man who has everything?

  Rachel Zane : The same thing you got me.

  Mike Ross : A picture of him dressed as a mouse?

• Donna Paulsen : Now what can Donna do for you?

  Mike Ross : I need the perfect gift.

  Donna Paulsen : Mm. Who is it? Rachel? Something personal, preferably a picture from her father.

  Mike Ross : How could you possibly...

  Donna Paulsen : Jessica? Simple and elegant. Or wild and crazy, the choice is yours. Louis? Oh, God, doesn't matter. Just get him anything. He'll cry for days.

  Mike Ross : What about Harvey?

  Donna Paulsen : There is no gift for Harvey. He gets what he wants, and he doesn't want what he doesn't get - and my knowing that is the only gift he'll ever need from me.

• [Stemple motions for substitute counsel to avoid Harvey in court] 

  Harvey Specter : I was just wondering if he has a copy of his motion, because we never got one.

  Elliott Stemple : Uh, not with me, Your Honor. Something suddenly came up. My niece... she took ill.

  Judge : Well, when your family is sick, you have to tend to them.

  Mike Ross : Your Honor, Mr. Stemple may not have a copy of his motion, but we do have a copy of his family tree.

  [presenting a sheet] 

  Mike Ross : He had no nieces.

  Elliott Stemple : I meant "niece" figuratively. She is actually my goddaughter.

  Harvey Specter : And what is exactly her name?

  Elliott Stemple : Sandra Silverstein.

  Mike Ross : Your Honor, that's the same fictitious goddaughter that's taken ill every time Mr. Stemple's needed a continuance in the last five years.

  Harvey Specter : Sounds serious.

  [to Stemple] 

  Harvey Specter : Have you tried acupuncture?