Mike Jeavons: Mike J.

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Mike J. : So there we are, Vegas Vacation. It does have moments of the Vacations of old, but it doesn't match the lofty highs achieved by Ramis, Hughes, and co. And it was nice to see Beverly D'Angelo at least.

  [shows the clip of Ellen wearing a very revealing dress] 

  Mike J. : Very nice.

• [first lines] 

  Mike J. : Hello, I'm a British person, and I love the National Lampoon Vacation movies!

  [the poster for National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure is shown] 

  Mike J. : OK, except that one.

  [the poster for National Lampoon's European Vacation is shown] 

  Mike J. : And yeah, maybe that one.

  [the poster for Vegas Vacation is shown] 

  Mike J. : OK, fine! I like less than half of the National Lampoon Vacation movies, OK? But to be fair, Vacation and Christmas Vacation are bloody brilliant. You're not going to strike gold every time, even if you manage to get a bunch of the cast to return ten years later to make another one. Vegas Vacation has so much potential; so much they could've done. So, where did it all go wrong? Let's find out, shall we?