- Jessica Pearson: And when you love a woman, can you stand the thought of her being with another man?
- Louis Litt: No.
- Jessica Pearson: Well, Louis, Van Dyke is trying to get into Pearson Specter's pants. What are you going to do about it?
- Louis Litt: I'm gonna put on a goddamn chastity belt.
- Mike Ross: [reading the lawsuit] This is a bullshit claim.
- Harvey Specter: Maybe, but a bullshit claim on the right day is better than a great claim on a bullshit day.
- Mike Ross: D'you come up with that all by yourself?
- Harvey Specter: My grandmother taught it to me.
- Harvey Specter: I'm taking Mike to the marathon footwear brunch.
- Dana Scott: You're taking a date to an I.P.O. event? That's so cute.
- Harvey Specter: It's not a date. He's never gonna put out.