Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

Ragtag (2014)

Clark Gregg: Phil Coulson

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• Phil Coulson : Skye, Trip, get ready for a large file transfer.

  Skye : How large?

  [a filing cabinet comes crashing out the window] 

• Phil Coulson : We have no authority to do this. We're no longer S.H.I.E.L.D. agents. We're...

  Leo Fitz : We're vigilantes.

  Phil Coulson : I was gonna say, 'doing this because it's the right thing to do,' but... yeah.

• Phil Coulson : So if you're with me, I'm gonna finish what I started. I'll be damned if I'm going to let Garrett and Ward get away with murder. And I want my plane back.

• Phil Coulson : This is just about everything we've been dealing with. And this connects them all. Cybertek built Deathlok, shipped items to Quinn, who was working for the Clairvoyant, who turned out to be Garrett, who planted Ward on our bus because he wanted to know why I didn't stay dead. Should have drawn another chart for this part.

• Phil Coulson : Oh, my God. Is that a handheld hypno-beam?

  Antoine Triplett : One of the original betas. See how it has the switch on the bottom?

  Phil Coulson : The production models moved it to the side. This is amazing. Almost as cool as...

  Phil Coulson , Antoine Triplett : Transistorized blast gun.

  [both laugh] 

  Skye : Ah, ha, ha. Okay. The two of you can get a room later, but we have a plane to catch.

• Melinda May : [Dressed as scientists]  Does your sweater itch?

  Phil Coulson : A little bit.

• Phil Coulson : Trip was generous enough to offer up some of his granddad's spy tech to help us out, so we should systematically take a full inventory of ev... Oh, my god. Is that a handheld hypno-beam?

• Ott : We've seen one of these bullets before. What did they use it with?

  Diaz : The sleepy-sleep gun, I think.

  Ott : That's right. Our team took this rudimentary concept and converted it into an aerosol grenade. Much more useful.

  Leo Fitz : [Through Coulson's comm]  But this is an icer!

  Phil Coulson : Yes, but this is an icer. Triple the stopping power and a much cooler... name.

• Phil Coulson : We're on with the R&D department up at Cybertek's Palo Alto offices.

  [Fitz leans back in his chair, obviously concerned] 

  Skye : It'll be okay, Fitz. No matter how deep they dig, they'll only find the new identities I've created.

  Leo Fitz : It's not that. It's the idea of giving them access to all of our designs.

  Phil Coulson : We're not actually giving them anything. We just need to get inside so we can plug Skye's flash drive into one of their computers. You don't have to go.

  Leo Fitz : It's not that either. It's Ward. What if Garrett put an exploding eye into him, to control him? Maybe that's why he betrayed us.

  Skye : I'm pretty sure there's a much simpler reason. He's evil.

  Leo Fitz : Well, I don't believe that people are born evil. Something must have happened.