Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)

The Undead (2014)

Craig Ferguson: Simon

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Quotes 

• Joy Scroggs : What do you think, Simon?

  Simon : I think you're confirming my worst fear that anything I do in bed will be analyzed and dissected by a pack of critical females.

  Joy Scroggs : *You* have nothing to worry about.

  Elka Ostrovsky : Yeah, we have no idea you're an uncut jewel.

• Simon : Halle Berry is in town visiting relatives, and Star Magazine wants a shot. If I can find the smallest trace of cellulite on her thighs, I'll get the cover.

  Melanie Moretti : A shot of Helle Berry with cellulite would make my day.

• [last lines] 

  Joy Scroggs : Just how unflattering was Gwyneth's bathing suit?

  Simon : Hideous. Flattened her breasts and gave her back fat.

  Joy Scroggs : Ah! yes!