The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Prom Equivalency (2014)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : [Picks up a red dress] And what is this?
Penny : That, believe it or not, was my prom dress.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : You still have it? I thought it would be balled up in the corner of a barn somewhere.
Penny : What kind of teenager did you think I was?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Slutty.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Easy
Penny : The word is popular.
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Howard Wolowitz : He's gonna bring my mom. Why did you even invite him?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Because he's our friend, and you two need to get along. And why can't he take your mom? You took her to your prom.
Howard Wolowitz : I didn't "take" her; she was a chaperone.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I saw a picture of you two dancing together.
Howard Wolowitz : W-What was I gonna do? They were playing our song! I can't take this anymore.
[makes a phone call]
Howard Wolowitz : Stuart, we have to talk. This thing with you and my mom, I-I hate it. It's making me crazy. You and I were friends for years, and now you're bringing my mother to a party I'm going to? What the hell?
Stuart Bloom : I'm not bringing your mother, I have a date.
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, so now you're cheating on my mother?
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : [noticing Emily's tattoo] That's a neat tattoo.
Emily Sweeney : Oh, thanks. It's Sally from "Nightmare Before Christmas".
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Aw, that movie's so cute.
Howard Wolowitz : Do you like her because you both have red hair?
Emily Sweeney : A little, but more that she's covered with scars and can pull her own limbs off and sew them back on.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [awkward pause] I like "Cinderella".
Emily Sweeney : Did you know in the original book the sisters cut their toes off with knives in order to fit in the glass slipper?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [looking uneasy] I like "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo".
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : [Howard is choking Stuart] Howie, get off of him!
Howard Wolowitz : Not until he stops humping his way up my family tree.