Gortimer Gibbon's Life on Normal Street (TV Series)
Gortimer vs. The Frog of Ultimate Doom (2014)
Drew Justice: Ranger Bowen
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Quotes
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Gortimer Gibbon : [narrating] That's me, Gortimer Gibbon, and, yes, I'm covered in mud. It's everywhere - in my ears, under my eyelids, even in my underwear. That's my best friend, Ranger. Ranger and I have been friends for so long our mothers put us in the bath together.
Ranger Bowen : Quit stalling.
Gortimer Gibbon : I can't get my shoes off.
Mel Fuller : They're already ruined.
Gortimer Gibbon : [narrating] That's my other best friend, Mel. Her name's really Melody, but nobody calls her that.
[Mel throws Gortimer a pair of swim goggles]
Mel Fuller : Let's get this over with.
Gortimer Gibbon : [narrating] If you all are wondering why I'm covered in mud, well, it all started with a broken watermelon and kind of spiraled out of control from there.
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Gortimer Gibbon : [narrating] It was the hottest day of the year for the third day in a row - and it was only nine in the morning.
Ranger Bowen : Shouldn't summer be over by now? This isn't fair.
Gortimer Gibbon : [narrating] It was so hot, instead of eating his Popsicle; Ranger applied it directly to his body.
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Ranger Bowen : It's not natural this heat. Something's not right, like maybe some sort of punishment.
Mel Fuller : For what?
Ranger Bowen : Chopping down the rainforests; abusing fossil fuels, reality TV shows - I don't know.
Mel Fuller : Reality TV shows don't correlate with the seasonal changes in temperature.
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[Gortimer, Ranger and Mel watch Ms. Hudspith throw her ring into the wishing well]
Miss Hudspith : Is that you?
Gortimer Gibbon : It's me, Gortimer, Ms. Hudspith.
Mel Fuller : And Mel.
Ranger Bowen : And Ranger.
Gortimer Gibbon : We thought we might find you here.
Ranger Bowen : My mom made some brownies. We brought one for you... if you promise not to throw it away.
Miss Hudspith : I-I was just waiting for an old friend.
Mel Fuller : You got three.
