- Micky Littleton: I just want to show him what it's really like here.
- Aaliyah Sarkin: I've already emailed him.
- Micky Littleton: But I can show him our literature. And if he sees young people actively supporting our cause, then he'll respect that.
- Aaliyah Sarkin: Our cause? So now, you're all about having a nude pageant.
- Micky Littleton: Well, no. But I only objected to the pageant 'cuz I thought it was tacky. He's doing it 'cuz he's stup-I mean, misinformed. Look, I do a lot of reading, I admit it. And the stuff I've read about where nudist businesses are going ain't all that great. And to be forced to make a family nudist event for adults only. It's just plain wrong.
- Aaliyah Sarkin: I'll get you a meeting. But don't expect any applause for that speech you just made.
- Micky Littleton: Do you even know what's going on out there? Everyone thinks the nudies are all a bunch of freaks, and we're the next generation of freaks. What are they going to say if they find out what you've been doing here? What if you get pregnant?
- Joy Sarkin: My mom runs a nudist resort. She's not going the fucking governor of Alaska!