- Beverly Goldberg: [hungover] What was I thinking?
- Erica Goldberg: You were thinking I'm terrible because I tried to ditch you.
- Beverly Goldberg: You're wonderful. You took care of me all night.
- Erica Goldberg: It was just one night and I wanted to die. You do it every single day for all of us, and that's actually pretty cool.
- Murray Goldberg: You're going to hang out with your mom tomorrow.
- Erica Goldberg: Or what?
- Murray Goldberg: Or stuff that I don't care about, I'm going to start voicing my opinion on. Like your allowance. Gone.
- Erica Goldberg: What?
- Murray Goldberg: Your curfew? 6 P.M.
- Erica Goldberg: You can't do this!
- Murray Goldberg: The length you can wear your skirt. No skirts. Just pants, with pleats.