Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)
Heavy Is the Head (2014)
Clark Gregg: Phil Coulson
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Quotes
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Phil Coulson : Right now we have more important problems. A five-alarm fire otherwise known as Lance Hunter.
Skye : Is he...
Phil Coulson : Captured. But, if he talks, our entire operation is compromised. We'll have to burn the base and evacuate.
[pause]
Phil Coulson : I know. And we just retiled the bathrooms.
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Raina : Let me be clear. Mr. Creel is working for Hydra. I am not.
Phil Coulson : Why the breakup? Bad dental plan?
Raina : Hydra only has one thing on their mind: World domination. Which is so 1945.
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Skye : You remember that encrypted Hydra frequency we shut down? Well, it's back up.
Phil Coulson : Someone sent a message.
Skye : A message for us with a phone number to call.
Melinda May : Yeah, could be Creel.
Antoine Triplett : Creel? A phone number? What, is he lonely?
Skye : I doubt it. The guy is jacked. And he can turn any body part into any material.
Phil Coulson : Okay. Thank you for that.
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Phil Coulson : Glenn. Can I... call you Glenn?
Brigadier General Glenn Talbot : No. Where's Hunter?
Phil Coulson : Watching Cake Boss, I believe.
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Phil Coulson : I felt bad for kidnapping you. So, I brought you a peace offering. Carl Creel.
Brigadier General Glenn Talbot : I thought Creel was dead.
Phil Coulson : He's turned to stone, but he could always do that, so I'm not sure how long it'll hold. I've got him in a cryo-stasis chamber in the back of the van for
[checks his watch]
Phil Coulson : 58 more minutes. Before the juice runs out. I'd... get him some place secure pretty quick. Maybe a little more secure than last time? Just sayin'.
Brigadier General Glenn Talbot : Very generous of you.
Phil Coulson : Like I told you before, General, we're the good guys. So, how about we make a deal? S.H.I.E.L.D. will keep dropping off presents like this. You keep getting promoted. All we ask for in return is a little breathing room. Sound good?
Brigadier General Glenn Talbot : [laughing, pointing his finger at Coulson] You... you must have some big brass ones, Coulson. Coming out here by yourself to meet me. Face to face. No backup.
[Makes a macho sound in his throat. Coulson just smiles]
Brigadier General Glenn Talbot : Let's face facts. You and your little band of misfits are hardly S.H.I.E.L.D. Our intel says you don't have enough man power or artillery to take down a convenience store. So, I'm sorry, I'm gonna hafta to say no to that deal.
Phil Coulson : I don't know. I think we're good on artillery.
[Looks up. The Quinn jet decloaks just above them]
Phil Coulson : In case you get any ideas, General. That's just the tip of the iceberg.
[Walking towards another jet decloaking on the ground, under his breath]
Phil Coulson : Let's get out of here before the iceberg runs out of fuel.
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Skye : The item that messed up Hartley's arm, it had those weird symbols on it, the ones you've had me researching.
Phil Coulson : The same symbols? You sure?
Skye : Yes.
[In Coulson's office]
Skye : They came up out of the object. It reminded me of Braille. It was like Hartley triggered something by touching it. What the hell is that thing?
Phil Coulson : I have no idea. But good work.
Skye : "Good work"? How about, "holy crap, Skye. We got to get on that"?
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Phil Coulson : May, you're approaching a civilian area without backup. If you see him, do not engage. You copy?
[No response]
Phil Coulson : Do you copy?
[Tires screech and horns blare]
Phil Coulson : May, that does *not* sound covert.
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Skye : I know you're the boss. And you have to compartmentalize everything, but it's not healthy. You need to loosen up. Try... yoga... or something.
[She turns to leave]
Phil Coulson : [softly] I tried it. But, I'm... really not flexible.
[She closes the door behind her]
Phil Coulson : But thanks.
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Lance Hunter : You need warm bodies. Is that it?
Phil Coulson : I need skilled assets in the field who are willing to step over the line, to do the wrong thing but for the right reason. I need you because I can't be you. Not anymore.
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Melinda May : May: What is wrong with you? You're director now, not some level 1 field agent.
Phil Coulson : There are no levels anymore. I got rid of those.
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Lance Hunter : Where do you want me?
Phil Coulson : That depends. Can you follow an order?
Lance Hunter : Absolutely, sir
Phil Coulson : Because part of me wants you here running back-end. The other part knows we need boots on the ground, and I've only got a few good pairs.
Lance Hunter : I'll be good. Scout's honor.
Phil Coulson : [Later, After Hunter breaks orders] Scout's honor? You were never a boy scout, were you?
[Hunter gives him a small smile and a shrug]
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Phil Coulson : The reality is I don't have a fleet of helicarriers or Quinn jets or thousands of agents at my disposal anymore. We're lucky we still have our George Forman grill.
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Phil Coulson : Oh. I just need you to do one thing.
Lance Hunter : Yeah?
Phil Coulson : Sell me out.
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Phil Coulson : What do you want, Raina?
Raina : It's what I don't want, which is the Obelisk falling into the hands of people who don't understand it. I'm thinking you might.
Phil Coulson : And I'm thinking you're gonna tell me why.
Raina : John Garrett understood it. The moment he was injected with the same drug that saved you, he had visions. He started carving those visions on the walls.
Phil Coulson : Garrett was a madman.
Raina : Garrett was enlightened. He witnessed our fate... what we'd become. Have you?