- Linda McMahon: Congratulations, Triple H, on your WrestleMania victory. And you're right, there will be no return Triple Threat match; but doesn't that kind of beg the question as to what the main event at WrestleMania's going to be? Clearly, you should be there. Big Show, the Rock; but I think a special ingredient needs to be added. Some... deserving individual whose dream should come true, if... if for one night only. Therefore, Triple H, this McMahon tonight is making the final decision. And now, the main event at WrestleMania will be a Fatal Four-Way elimination match in which you, Triple H, will defend the World Wrestling Federation Championship against Big Show, against the Rock, and against this man: Mick Foley!
- Chris Jericho: [to Chris Benoit] Welcome to RAW is Jericho! And Chris Benoyt, you seem to take yourself VERY, VERY seriously, but I take myself seriously too if I did all my interviews *in a monotone, robotic voice with no charisma whatsoever. And tonight, you radical jackass, this "supposed #1 contender" is going to give YOU an actual Y2J beating that he will never, ever forget a-gain.
- Trish Stratus: Boys, boys, boys. That's enough. Enough of that. We know what everyone wants to see. That's T and A. Well, that's just what you're lookin' at. Test and Albert. T and A.
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: If Rikishi tears into Kane like he tears into a buffet table, Kane is in big trouble!