- Dave Teagues: Well, at least I know there's no E in "grammar".
- Vince Teagues: At least I'm not the one who printed the worst dangling participle in the history of our newspaper!
- Dave Teagues: Of what is it you are speaking?
- Vince Teagues: "The boy collided with a telephone pole running down the street."
- Dave Teagues: No one's gonna think a telephone pole was running down the street!
- Vince Teagues: In Haven, they might!
- [Dave scoffs]
- Vince Teagues: Oh, thank God Strunk and White don't read the Herald.
- Dave Teagues: Strunk and White can Funk my Wagnalls!