- Barry Goldberg: It's the way of the samurai. You must repay your debt.
- Erica Goldberg: There's no such thing.
- Barry Goldberg: It's the Bushido code!
- Erica Goldberg: Sounds like a lot of bull-shido.
- Barry Goldberg: It's ancient history written in stone! You can't change it!
- Albert 'Pops' Solomon: It's not my fault. The tie was on the door. When the tie is on the door, the pants are on the floor. Everyone knows that.
- Murray Goldberg: I can't unsee what I just saw! It was like two hairless cats fighing on a pile of pizza dough.
- Albert 'Pops' Solomon: It was a low angle.
- Barry Goldberg: I have been shamed! It's the Bushido code. Let these pop rocks and soda be the sword that gives me an honorable death.
- Erica Goldberg: I talked to the science teacher. It's not going to happen.
- Barry Goldberg: Tell that to the chemical reaction happening in my mouth.
- Murray Goldberg: What are you doing up here?
- Beverly Goldberg: I needed to eat my feelings, and this is where Adam hid his Halloween candy from you.
- Murray Goldberg: Is there anything good left?
- Beverly Goldberg: No, just these awful circus peanuts.
- Murray Goldberg: Yeah, nobody likes those.
- Beverly Goldberg: Just like me. I'm the circus peanut of mothers.