Last Man Standing (TV Series)

Sinkhole (2014)

Flynn Morrison: Boyd Baxter

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Mike Baxter : Okay, what Supreme Court justice do we *want* to retire?

  Boyd Baxter : Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

  Mike Baxter : Nice! And what are the five justices that we want to stay on forever?

  Boyd Baxter : Don't tell me, I know this one...

  Mike Baxter : I gave you a little hint, remember? The star method? S-T-A-R. Who are the *stars* of the Supreme Court?

  Boyd Baxter : Scalia, Thomas, Alito, and Roberts.

  Mike Baxter : Plus Kennedy, when he doesn't listen to the ladies. Which is a trick you'll learn when you get a little older.

• Mike Baxter : [after almost driving into a sinkhole]  Oh man! You good? It's all good. It's all good. Hold on a second.

  [puts car in reverse and pushes Boyd back into his seat] 

  Mike Baxter : Get back in there. Sit back down.

  [after backing away from the sinkhole] 

  Mike Baxter : Okay, listen, you sure you're alright?

  Boyd Baxter : Yes, except for when you karate chopped me in the chest.

  Mike Baxter : I had to keep your big nugget from leanin' forward. It might have tipped us right into that big hole, over there.

  Boyd Baxter : That's a *really* big hole.

  Mike Baxter : It sure is. We fall in there, we go right to China. I'd be a communist, you'd be makin' sneakers somewhere.