- Glenn Quagmire: I think you're misunderstanding me.
- Brian Griffin: No, I'm serious. Even though I know you never liked me, you still helped me when I really needed it. That says a lot about your character. I'm ashamed of myself because I am none of the things you are. You're honest and direct and compassionate...
- [his phone rings]
- Brian Griffin: and, that is 72 hours! ENJOY YOUR CRAPHOLE, DUMBASS!
- Glenn Quagmire: [outraged] YOU SON OF A BITCH!
- [knocks out Brian's teeth with the base of a lamp]
- TV announcer: Today's feature presentation of Glory will not be seen.
- Peter Griffin: What I love that movie. Oh Man that's going to leave a big hole in their line up. What's going to fill the Glory hole?
- TV announcer: In place of Glory we will be showing Shaft, staring Richard Roundtree.
- Peter Griffin: What you can't just shove Shaft in the Glory hole!
- Brian Griffin: Yeah I know, It would be better to put in that movie about the two girls who meet Nixon. What that movie called? Dick - Dick would slide right into that Glory hole.
- Peter Griffin: No Dick is to short for that Glory hole. But if you also put in Edward Furlong's movie Pecker - you got Pecker and Dick in the Glory hole, and you got a tight squeeze but it ought to fit.
- Brian Griffin: You got an account with a dentist?
- Glenn Quagmire: He sells me Nitrous at wholesale and I bang his wife.
- Brian Griffin: Those both sound like things for you.