- Beverly Goldberg: I want huggies.
- Erica Goldberg: Of course.
- Beverly Goldberg: And snuggies.
- Barry Goldberg: On it.
- Beverly Goldberg: And nubbies. Lots and lots of nubbies.
- Erica Goldberg: I don't know what those are and I'm too scared to ask, but sure.
- Erica Goldberg: Where are the car keys? We're going to the theater.
- Beverly Goldberg: No, you agreed we were going to spend the day bedazzling.
- Erica Goldberg: I'm pretty sure that was a dream.
- Beverly Goldberg: Well, nevertheless I have everything set up, so let's make those drab clothes sparkle.
- Adam Goldberg: You don't think I'm a man?
- Murray Goldberg: Let me answer that with a question: what superhero is on your underwear right now?
- Adam Goldberg: I outgrew those months ago!
- Adam Goldberg: Isn't there an executive bathroom with scented soaps instead of an open river of whiz?